I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
Low carb diets really go against the grain.
If you get too thin you just might be a human bean.
Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.
Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality.
People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.
What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries!
The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.
Hope you enjoyed these food puns!