Thursday, February 27, 2014

My Favorite Food Puns

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.

Low carb diets really go against the grain.

If you get too thin you just might be a human bean.

Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.

Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality.

People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.

What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries!

The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.

Hope you enjoyed these food puns!


  1. Food puns... Very funny, but made me want to eat some food! I want to know if you came up with those on your own or if you found them. My favorite one is the split banana, sounds so tasty right now! Even at 8.00 a.m.