Thursday, February 27, 2014

My Favorite Food Puns

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.

Low carb diets really go against the grain.

If you get too thin you just might be a human bean.

Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.

Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality.

People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.

What's the funniest bunch of fruit? A pun-net of strawberries!

The terrorist's oven was a weapon of mass convection.

Hope you enjoyed these food puns!

Friday, February 7, 2014

Protein Shake



Protein shakes are very healthy for you for many reasons. First of all there are many special ingredients in them. Protein is an essential part of a healthy diet. The amino acids in protein are an essential part of building healthy tissue, like muscle, and they also create antibodies and help form new blood cells. The Mayo Clinic recommends that the average adult consume between 50 to 175 g of protein per day. If you engage in exercise, need an energy boost or you are trying to lose weight, a protein shake is 1 of the best ways to get extra grams of protein. If you do not want to invest in expensive protein powders, you can combine a number of protein-rich ingredients from a supermarket. Secondly there are tons of different types of protein shakes some are for muscle and some can be used as energy. Also you can use it just to eat healthy. Eating healthy will make your body last longer and help it run better so you can be healthy everyday of your life.

 
AMOUNT PER SERVING
% DAILY VALUE
Calories
210
 
Calories from Fat
10
 
Total Fat
1g
1%
Saturated Fat
0.5g
3%
Trans Fat
0g
 
Cholesterol
5mg
2%
Sodium
320mg
15%
Potassium
750mg
20%
Total Carbohydrate
0g
0%
Dietary Fiber
0g
0%
Sugars
0g
 
Protein
50g
100%
Vitamin A
 
50%
Vitamin C
 
50%
Calcium
 
70%
Iron
 
6%
Vitamin E
 
50%
Vitamin K
 
50%
Thiamin
 
50%
Riboflavin
 
50%
Niacin
 
50%
Vitamin B6
 
50%
Folate
 
50%
Vitamin B12
 
50%
Biotin
 
50%
Pantothenic Acid
 
50%
Phosphorous
 
50%
Iodine
 
50%
Magnesium
 
50%
Zinc
 
50%
Selenium
 
50%
Copper
 
50%
Manganese
 
50%
Chromium
 
50%
Molybdenum
 
50%
Chloride
 
20%

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs